Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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