Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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