what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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