He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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