I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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