The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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