I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
