At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
A+ Viking dick
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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