I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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