Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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