That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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