I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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