Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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