I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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