So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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