gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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