apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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