I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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