have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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