My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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