Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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