Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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