if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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