blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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