Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
where are my eyebrows?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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