god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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