butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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