He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Say something about gay babies.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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