so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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