MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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