I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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