Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
