She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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