Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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