But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
