I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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