What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so let's talk penis.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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