It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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