And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
