Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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