im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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