If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
She needs sedatives and a leash
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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