: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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