I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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