Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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