friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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