I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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