butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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