You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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