Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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