i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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