Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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