The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
honey bunches of taint.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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