I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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