I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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