with your own penis?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
